read it clearly all the way though the answer is at the end...
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
I'm assuming that the answer you're looking for is "No"
This is by far the worst 'riddle' anyone every 'thought' up.