Age appropriate? My 9yr. old brother told me that one... It's not like I was talkin' about the white horse that fell in the mud.........


O.K.- I hope I don't offend any dead people here....

Bell tower owner- Do you recognize this guy?
Coroner- No, but his face rings a bell.
Bell tower owner- Well, how about this guy?
Coroner- No, but he's a dead ringer for his brother.