Not sure about any punchline-only jokes I could share, but I'll post my older daughter's two current favorite riddles.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to dress the giraffe, and one to put the clocks back in the bathtub.
How many kids with ADD* does it take to change a lightbulb?
Look! A bunny!
*Kids with ADD and their parents can appreciate this one more than anyone else.![]()







), 1.0 Chow (Buddha), 0.2 cats (Jezebel, PCBH "Nanners"), 0.3 humans
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