So after a week of trying I've given up on this guy. He would ask if I was gonna get them and then I'd say I need to see them first. I asked for pics at least by email because my phone has too small a display and he wouldn't send any.
Looks like I'll just bite the bullet and spend a couple hundred setting one up myself.
It shouldnt cost you a couple hundred. There are people getting rid of broken fridges ALL the time. Pick one up, add some flexwatt, a fan, a light and you should be good...
And you obviously need tubs to put the eggs in and a t-stat...