Ok, nobody has been asking for it, but for the first and last time, here is me...

Yes, the Jack-o-Lantern shirt is as unappealing as it looks.


Me at Seneca Lake, Geneva, NY.


Me and my brothers at Christmas a few years ago.


Me and my buddy at the Cologne Cathedral in Cologne, Germany.


Me when I was cool and had a job that allowed beards and earrings.