Or a spoiled brat lap snake who wants out to go watch TV with me for hours.
He really, really resents being a snake.
If it were up to him, he'd be on my lap, 24/7.
[tonight he trashed his house *again*, knocking over his tree, throwing his hides around and waving himself all around every time I went in the room just to be sure I'd notice but alas, last night was feeding night so he gets no TV or cuddlin' until tomorrow]
[and he's not the worst one...my BCI is asking for cable] LOL