Why i brought this one home

[Rob]

I'm still waiting to soften her up for a Pie Balled, Guess I have to look into a Gecko sooner than later

Just do what I did, set up one room in the house and declare it the "man cave" let her know that she is not allowed in without permission. This way here you can have whatever you want in there and she will never know. What could go wrong lol