i ALWAYS use this logic when talking to ignorant people, (usually at petsmart). People tell me im crazy to keep snakes because i must get bit all the time which has to hurt really bad. Im like id rather stick my hand in a snakes tub than bend over and pet your dog. Then they usually try and tell me oh my dog has never ever bit anyone though. And im like well neither have my snakes... They usually have a puzzled look, but then get all flustered because i destroyed their argument with logic.