Apple's Museum of WTF?

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This thread is all about the things that have found their way into everyday society that make you stop and think "What the hell?"

First exhibit: BPnet Emoticons (With captions!)

Dumbo's dream girl...

My god, a bath really couldn't hurt!

Dancing dancing dancing lost my manhood dancing dancing dancing

Disembodied yellow head, I am your father...

: Dancer's brother

Duuuude, check out my new... *FISH*

I'll just have to hold it for, well, the rest of my life after seeing THAT!

Talk about having one too many drinks

Forever alone...

Please don't do it to me after reading this useless thread.

: My god that man just blew up his wife!

Reminds me of that video with the guy who just doesn't know when to stop.

Let me serenade you through my hollow paper trumpet! Oh wait...

Kiddies, suicide is never an option. Unless you're this guy, and then you're just sad.

But murder is just fine! Best served with a friend!

Dude, your face...

Woah!!! Who invited the horse?

I'd normally see something like this in the break room at work.

The zombie apocalypse is coming! Hide your wife and kids!.

: This brings back memories from the shrink. "Draw a family in front of your house Apple. Make sure they look as corny as possible!"

Reprieve after my visit to the shrink. *NOT* the true cause of my problems.

He must be wearing a cashmere sweater!

God, that could have gotten me 15k from the right person!

Nice, feel around in there!

Oh dear, the reactor is overheating!

You probably have 5 lines running down your chest now. It's Freddy Kruger's Guinea Pig.

What?

OM NOM NOM TASTY EAR!!!

And he's still smiling!!!!!!1111ONEONEONE

Get anything good?

Must have been Richard Simmons's

Many people's responses to the 2012 Republican candidates.

Attack of the green goo!

Having fun?

There are sadists among us.

Preparation H, for when your ass hurts and you wanna sit on something hard.

What are you 10?

Derp.

Away away he shall fly away...

What are they DOING?

If you've read this far then GET BACK TO WORK!

Anyway, hope you enjoyed. Post your own WTF pictures here. Try to make them family friendly please. Remember, the pictures have to have come from somewhere you wouldn't have expected to find them!

*Note to mods*

I tried to keep this as family friendly as possible. Keep in mind that this is a joke thread. Feel free to change anything you deem offensive.

Next up, exhibit 2:

(Coming whenever I have the time and motivation to make it).

[python_addict]

Dancing dancing dancing lost my manhood dancing dancing dancing

haha this was the best