What's your craziest BP experience?

[apple2]

OK, so we all know that BPs can be devilish little creatures. So, what's your best crazy BP story? I'll start off with mine:

I was working at my desk with my BP on my hand. She decided it was a perfect time to slither away. Unfortunately, she thought my computer's disc drive was a hide

So...
She went inside the computer (Which was off at the time!), and refused to come out. For further information and pictures view this thread:

http://ball-pythons.net/forums/showt...-in-disk-drive!

PLEASE don't necro it. It is an old thread, and I can't stand them being reanimated.

[Salamander Rising]

OK, so we all know that BPs can be devilish little creatures. So, what's your best crazy BP story? I'll start off with mine:

I was working at my desk with my BP on my hand. She decided it was a perfect time to slither away. Unfortunately, she thought my computer's disc drive was a hide

So...
She went inside the computer (Which was off at the time!), and refused to come out. For further information and pictures view this thread:

http://ball-pythons.net/forums/showt...-in-disk-drive!

PLEASE don't necro it. It is an old thread, and I can't stand them being reanimated.

Snakes.
Apples.
Isn't that how all the trouble started, to begin with?

[Natassja]

Im suprised to see so much empty space inside a Mac, that would fit that girl!

[Vypyrz]

My BP is pretty low key when it comes to craziness. A couple of my Boas are the ones I have to watch out for...

[ShamelessAardvark]

Back when I had my old desk (it was a roll-top, bread-box looking thing), I would often let my snakes roam around it. I kept an eye on them, don't worry. They would usually just curl up in the warm, dark space created by my monitor and the back of the desk. Well one night, I had my biggest female out. She's only like, 4.2 feet, but my biggest and heaviest so far. Anyway, I was letting her go behind my monitor because all that was behind it was the back wall of the desk. There were some wires and power cables for the monitor too, but nothing she could hurt herself on.

Anyway, I was switching the cables from my computer to my Xbox so I could do a bit of gaming, when all of the sudden, I heard a really, REALLY wet fart. Then the smell came. Oh god the smell. I tell you, snake poop-smell is hard to beat, eh? Especially when it's not just the urates, but the whole package.

Yeah. She pooped on my desk. Worst part? There were liquid urates as well as solid, and quite possibly one of the biggest turds I've ever seen come out of the butt of a ball python. All neatly soaking my desk. Can't you just feel the love? I can sure as hell smell it! Hahahah

I tell you, no amount of vinegar or vanilla extract could conquer that smell. But I think I know for a fact that, out of all my snakes, she (the desk-bomber) is the one who loves me the most. She's always giving me love-bites and (not so) neatly packaged presents.

[Slim]

Showed up for a date with a young woman I was seeing a few years back who kept several BPs. I ring the bell and hear her screaming from the living room to let myself in. When I walk inside, she's got the couch flipped up on its back and has one hand in the coil springs and another holding her Normal BP.

She asks me to grab the snake in her hand and put it in its tub, which I do. When I get back from that task, I find her elbows deep in the springs of the couch trying to get out another snake. The extraction process took both of us a good 30 minutes working together. No sooner do we get her Pastel out of the couch when she announces, "Good, now we just gotta' get my Cinny out of the recliner."



Moral of the story is, if you want to take group photos of your BP collection, and your back drop is living room furniture, it helps to have more than one pair of hands around.

[apple2]

Showed up for a date with a young woman I was seeing a few years back who kept several BPs. I ring the bell and hear her screaming from the living room to let myself in. When I walk inside, she's got the couch flipped up on its back and has one hand in the coil springs and another holding her Normal BP.

She asks me to grab the snake in her hand and put it in its tub, which I do. When I get back from that task, I find her elbows deep in the springs of the couch trying to get out another snake. The extraction process took both of us a good 30 minutes working together. No sooner do we get her Pastel out of the couch when she announces, "Good, now we just gotta' get my Cinny out of the recliner."



Moral of the story is, if you want to take group photos of your BP collection, and your back drop is living room furniture, it helps to have more than one pair of hands around.

Haha this is great!