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Best Pickup Lines
Happy Valentine's Day, everybody! In honor of Valentine's Day, I'd like to hear your best pickup lines. No R-rated lines allowed, of course! We have young members here. I'll start off with one that made me smile recently, "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
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If I could re arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together 
Guy: life without you is like a broken pencil
Girl: how?
Guy: pointless
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Re: Best Pickup Lines
"Be unique and different, say yes."
Balls ~ 1.1 Albino ~ 0.1 Butter ~ 1.0 Blk. Pastel ~ 0.1 Fire ~ 1.0 F.Fly Y.Belly ~ 1.0 Lesser ~ 0.4 Norms ~ 0.1 Mojo
1.1 Pies ~ 0.1 Spin
Boas ~ 0.1 Albino ~ 1.0 Ghost ~ 1.0 Lipstick Sunglow ~ 0.1 Norm ~ 1.0 Super Salmon
Milks ~ 1.1 Albino Nelsons ~ 0.1 Het Albino Nelson ~ 0.1 Black Milk ~ 0.1 Sinaloan ~ 0.1 Tangerine Hondo
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My socks are havin a party, can you pants come down?
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Your pants are like mirrors, I can see myself in them.
Yes, I have actually heard this line a time or two 
*Heather*
I can't keep up with what I have 
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 Originally Posted by heathers*bps
Your pants are like mirrors, I can see myself in them.
Yes, I have actually heard this line a time or two
You must hang around with goobers like me lmfao!
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are those moon pants youre wearing?
because your butt is out of this world!
"you only regret the risks in life you DON'T take."
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ive got a lot more but even though they arent X rated they are probably still not appropriate here.
IM me if you wanna know
"you only regret the risks in life you DON'T take."
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How much does a polar bear weigh? I dont know but enough to break the ice!
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper
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Convicts could break rocks on your rear end.
Last edited by Slim; 02-14-2012 at 10:20 PM.
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