Since we are waking up to reptile fart stories i thought id share one. So i have a big adult savanah monitor that is almost 4 ft long head to tail and ive had him for years. Hes basically the dumpster. He eats anything that the snakes wont eat. Well a couple years ago during breeding season for the snakes i had like 4 females that would kill but not eat their rats so i took the rats out and gave em to tiny. Yes his name is tiny hes the only reptile with a name lol. anyways so he ate the rats and a couple days later i hear a god awful noise and then a huge smack and crack. Right at the moment of the first sound i looked and he took a giant fart followed with a crap and followed it up with a tail whip that put an 8 inch crack up the side of his 120 gallon glass tank. I couldnt believe it. Dude has some strength.