Quote Originally Posted by ballpythonluvr View Post
I am up very early this morning! My new female normal was thrashing all over the place and I heard this horrible burping sound! I freaked out at first not knowing what the hades was going on. I checked her tub and there was poop all over the place! Who says snakes do not get gas! The poop was normal but man, I have never heard such a loud fart in my life!
Nice horror story.. Here's mine.

I was Playing GOW3 online.. You know threw the 400 Wat surrond sound.. I head this MASSIVE fart... and it keeps going...and going...and GOING...AND GOING for at least 30 seconds... I look over and see this LONG line of poop almost as long as the snakes body.. I look away and he just lets out a huge fart and yawns.. looks at me and tilts his head like "...WhaT? I can't use the bathroom"

I'll admit.. they're scary! But afterwards they make a good tale that most people don't believe.