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  1. 02-03-2012, 05:07 PM #21
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  3. 02-03-2012, 11:37 PM #22
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    Dear Human,

    Why do you keep a snake hook next the rack I'm in? I just want to give you a kiss and maybe a little hug.

    Best Regards,
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  5. 02-03-2012, 11:43 PM #23
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    Oooohh, thanks for the new hide! I like it so much I'll take it with me wherever I go!
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    "What kind of idiot puts substrate INSIDE the hide? Doesn't Spencer know that glass is what I would be living on if I was in Africa? Besides, it looks better everywhere else."
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    Re: The thought process of a ball python.

    Quote Originally Posted by UpNorth View Post
    Lifting hide and picking him up
    Response: "What the hell?!? Leave me alone!"

    Putting him back into his cage
    Response: "What the hell?!? I don't want to go back in there (latches to hand)."
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  9. 02-04-2012, 12:20 AM #26
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    Re: The thought process of a ball python.

    Quote Originally Posted by apple2 View Post
    Oooohh, thanks for the new hide! I like it so much I'll take it with me wherever I go!

    I see you have a case of "Turtle-Python" on your hands.
    Hello...

    1.0 Pastel Ball Python (Newman) ----- 1.0 Sqauretail Het Albino BCI (Lloyd)
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  10. 02-04-2012, 12:21 AM #27
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    Re: The thought process of a ball python.

    Quote Originally Posted by SlitherinSisters View Post
    Dear Human,

    Why do you keep a snake hook next the rack I'm in? I just want to give you a kiss and maybe a little hug.

    Best Regards,
    2,000 grams of teeth
    Mind of a Dumerils Boa:

    /hiding in substrate, eyes peeping out

    Waiting.

    Waiting.

    Waiting.

    Waiting.

    Waiting.

    Waiting.

    Waiting.

    Waiting.

    Leg Thing comes in with dead rat

    Waiting.

    Waiting.

    Waiting.

    Waiting.

    Door opens, dead rat dangles in front of face.

    Don't move.

    Don't move.

    Don't move.

    Don't move.

    Don't move.

    Don't move.

    Don't move.

    SUDDENLY!!! launch 6 feet/8 pounds of huge gaping creepy maw at dead rat, miss it by several inches, slam against open plexiglass sliding door, scare "mom" into screaming like a girl, dropping dead rat and flinging tongs to who-knows-where.

    Casually pick up dead rat.

    Bizarrely decide dead rat needs strangled more dead.

    Go into alligator-like "death roll" for no apparent reason.

    Throw now much deader dead rat in water bowl.

    Drag dead rat out of water bowl, slopping as much water everywhere as possible

    Stare coldly and directly at Leg Thing whilst slowly, intentionally swallowing huge dead rat.

    Imply thinly veiled threat.

    Yawn widely just to remind Leg Thing of huge, creepy gaping maw, in case she forgot.

    Go to bed.

    Resume waiting.
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    Yay! Mousemousemouse! What's this? Nom nom nom. Oh, it's an ear, better try again. Ooh, what's this thing? It's another ear! I'm gonna try it. Nom nom nom. No, wait... Ooh, an ear! Nom nom nom.

    Repeat for about twenty minutes before she finally takes it nose first.
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  14. 02-04-2012, 02:49 PM #29
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    Re: The thought process of a ball python.

    Time for a shed!

    *15 sec after starting*

    Nah, this is too tiring. I'm just gonna go back in my hide. Besides, HE doesn't have a better way to spend his night than getting it off me!

    *20 min into removing shed, BP in a water bucket*

    Looks like a nice place to take a dump...
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