The thought process of a ball python.

[Slim]

Sleeping....Sleeping....Sleeping
*BAM, Bright Light, Big Warm Hand*
"Doesn't smell like food so I won't bite it"
"Doesn't smell like a Girl/Boy BP so I won't :cens0r: it"
"Must be that big warm thing that comes to bother me"
"The big warm thing isn't trying to eat me so I can relax"
"I think I'll pee on the big warm thing"
.
.
.
Sleeping...Sleeping...