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Re: Best "Old People" Sayings
Men in my family often say "I've gotta go see a man about a horse (or sometimes dog)" when having to go to the bathroom.
And i don't hear this much from young people, but to older generations here "Bless their heart" is a nice way of calling someone stupid.
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Originally Posted by MasonC2K
Men in my family often say "I've gotta go see a man about a horse (or sometimes dog)" when having to go to the bathroom.
And i don't hear this much from young people, but to older generations here "Bless their heart" is a nice way of calling someone stupid.
Yes "bless their heart" is one of my grandmas favorites lol. This reminded me of some other ones of hers:
When it is cold outside or she finds something to be cold she says "its colder than a blue bean!" or the opposite "its hot as a beast!"
Also whenever she orders steak or chicken at a resterant and they ask how she wants it cooked she says:"i want it well done, but dont kill it!"
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My grandparents say "sell your encyclopedias" or "we dont need all of your encyclopedias"....lol
1.0 black pastel dh ghost clown 'Ezio'
1.0 "dinker" 'Coco'
1.0 pastel lesser het clown 'Link'
1.0 enchi het albino 'Master Chief'
1.0 sable het hypo 'Sephiroth'
1.0 bumblebee het hypo 'Leon'
0.1 lesser het ghost 'Zelda'
0.1 Mojave 'Tifa Lockhart'
0.1 normal dh ghost clown 'Sophia'
0.2 normal 'Baby' & 'Yuna'
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Some personal favorites:
"Wrong like two boys in a closet"
"Sharp as the leading edge of a bowling ball"
"Like eating soup with a fork"
And my all time favorite, at the top of your lungs...
"Hammer Swingin' Jesus!"
Thomas "Slim" Whitman
Never Met A Ball Python I Didn't Like
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Re: Best "Old People" Sayings
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One I picked up from my Uncle Lee, rest his soul, was this :
"That fella's lower than an snakes belly in a wagon rut."
Being snake owners, we all know that's pretty darn low.
Gale
1.0 Low-white Pied - Yakul | 1.0 Granite het Pied - Nago
1.0 Mojave - Okoto | 1.0 Vanilla - Kodama
1.0 Pastel - Koroku | 1.0 Fire - Osa
0.1 het Pied - Toki | 0.1 het Pied - Mauro
0.1 Mojave - Kina | 0.1 Blushback Cinnamon - Kuri
0.1 Fire - Mori | 0.1 Reduced Pinstripe - Sumi
0.1 Pastel - Yuki | 0.1 Dinker Normal - Akashi
0.1 Ghana Giant Normal - Tatari | 0.1 Dinker Normal - Kaiya
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