"Get your wheeled goods off my god-danged porch!!" is a pretty famous one that my gramps uses.
Also, for some reason, I've noticed that old people are in love with Bill Cosby and think he is a pool of amazing facts and knowledge. For examples, my grandpa got jello pudding for me once at a buffet and I was like "I don't like pudding gramps" and he was like" well, Bill Cosby likes it so EAT IT." Needless to say, I did.That Bill Cosby....he knows things.
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