We have a no card policy in our house. Unless the cards feature little old ladies talking about R rated things (usually given to and from my best friend).

Also, as of this past Saturday, I (female) am free from cooking for the rest of eternity! I gave him food poisoning with the deli meat in our fried egg breakfast sandwich (My sandwich had only egg).

Maybe we will just go out to eat a day before or after to avoid the crowd.