I got a few more I thought of:

"oh now hes just talking with a paper a__hole"- dont really know what it means lol, one of the residents at my work said it to me

"watch out for your friends, or you might not have friends to watch out for"- this one is kinda eery... O.o

Me- "how ya doing pop"
Pop-"anyone i can, the easy ones twice."
-that one is kinda naughty

"imma hit you so hard that you'll die of starvation before you stop sliding"- i think my Pop said that one too but i may have heard it somewhere else like a tv show lol