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    REALLY nerdy spider joke

    Why did the orb weaver keep a store of prey in it's web?


    Because it was saving it for Araneidae


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    I flipping LOVE puns and that was a really great one (probably not good told verbally to the general public though; they would probably be like, "saving if for a rainy day? I...ummm.....okay...?")

    You sir/madam are awesome!
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    Heh... heh heh heh I love this! Thanks so much, my friends are all going to want to kill me now because I have a new pun to spring on them for Monday >: D
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    This is very clever, not really a bug person but i can dig this.
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    Re: REALLY nerdy spider joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Alexandra V View Post
    Heh... heh heh heh I love this! Thanks so much, my friends are all going to want to kill me now because I have a new pun to spring on them for Monday >: D
    I got a lot of blank looks with my repeated attempts to explain this joke to friends and family. I myself laughed (embarrassingly) hard when I first found it.


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