Preparing for a big snake

[Emily Hubbard]

If I had a monster snake I would just let it have free range in my living room and just put heat lamps in the entryway so the snake would chill there most of the time. Then if anyone ever breaks in... most people will brave a dog, but how many people would brave a 20 foot snake?

When I moved into my apartment complex, my landlady informed me that someone tried this. She had an appointment with them to bring someone in to fix the sink. They let her and the repair guy in and she said there was about a 15 foot (I am assuming a burm, but she had no idea) snake just loose in the living room. Now, these apartments are 550 square feet, which is indeed as small as it sounds, so that snake would have looked far bigger than it was in that little living room! They allow pets that are not cats or dogs, but after that incident, they do not look kindly on snakes. Soooooo... I just didn't tell them I had one. Doubt my little BP will be any trouble. hahaha!

Moral of the story, snake people are hilarious.