Myths?

Snakes are evil
Snakes are sneeky
Snakes will cause incontinence well maybe for some people

Oh! Oh! Oh! Here's one you can graft with some slight research. Python's in Florida are going to grow into monster sizes and eat your children and pets. Mawhaaaaa
I wonder if Florida has forgotten about the crocks, cotton mouths, and Hillbillies they have living in those swamps.