OKay really. Just tell your supervisor that so-&-so is going around talking to patients about you, and saying you are a religion you are not. She shouldn't be talking to anyone about anyone else, but that usually doesn't stop people.

Don't take it too seriously. Just in an offhand way tell your supervisor "hey, you know *blank*? Patients have been telling me that she's assuming i'm a certain religion and then talking about me to them about it! Just offhand, could you tell talk to her? Its just making me feel weird." If you word it the right way, the manager or whomever can't really say no or dismiss it as being as stupid as it is. Even just a fast "hey, next time you talk to *blah* would you ask her to quit telling people i worship satan, just because i own a snake? It's weirding out the patients, and me!"

And i could see someone writing "just ignore it, who cares" But frankly it's just so stupid i don't think i could ignore it *shrug*

Or just dont' say anything, and then go up to her one day and say "*gasp* hey so-&-so...you know what i realized?? We WORK under a Greek GOD symbol...did you know that the DOUBLE SNAKE symbol in the medical field is from the Greek GOD Hermes? I never considered how sacrilegious this is!!!!"

I wonder what she would say? hehe