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" Good Afternoon BallBid.com Fans!
As you all know, last week we started our business and found we were experiencing some technical issues, which we are still working on. Additionally, we found that we had a group of people in the reptile community that were vehemently opposed to our specific business model. In their written posts on our page and other forums they made accusations we feel are without merit. Their primary concern appeared to be their belief that our way of business would take away their customers and lessen the value of the morph industry. We disagree entirely and believe that we will be offering a new and exceptionally entrepreneurial approach to the morph industry, subsequently benefiting both the breeders and the recipients. We will still be available to our fans on our Facebook page where we will keep you advised on how quickly we can get the company maintenance issues repaired. It shouldn't be very long! We sincerely apologize for any inconveniences caused by our maintenance problems last week. We really tried to get this right the first time by launching last week but I guess in our new and technologically advanced business, we will again pioneer, this time with the slogan; "the second time is a charm!" We will still be looking forward to those YouTube unboxing Videos! Thanks again for your patience!

Zack and Avi "

(normal human translation)...
Hello ballbids.com suckers.
Last week we attempted to bring a new and innovative method of scamming to the reptile hobby. Time and time again, we ended up either eating our own footware, or in most cases, suffering gunshot wounds to our feet. This was not our fault, in fact we attempted to cover as much up as we could but unfortunately members of a certain forum appear to have IQ's larger than our target audiences. Still come on Facebook so we can attempt some kind of propaganda in order to squeeze as much as we can out of you, before it really hits the fan.

Zack & Avi

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