Misheard Lyrics

[abrunsen]

Was bored today I thought about some of the songs I listened to that I just couldn't make out the lyrics and my mind just made up something else. These are my favorites. Kudos is you can guess what the real lyrics are.

Jet Airliner
Big ole Jed had a lighter!

Bohermian Rhapsody
Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do the banned tango!

Purple Haze
Scuse me, while I kiss this guy!

Two Tickets to Paradise
I've got two chickens to paralize!

Purple Haze
Scuse me, while I kiss the sky

Two Tickets to Paradise
Ive got two tickets to paradise?...