I got my first bite at 18, in the webbing of my fingers. Um, ouch! My second bite was a few months ago from my bratty blood python... on my face. She latched on and I couldn't help but laugh.

I am a member of the "pooped on my neck" club. In October of 2010, I had my small blood python on my shoulders while I picked up something. I sat down to take her off and I felt things hitting my neck and then my legs. She pooped and peed on me at the same time. I looked at her, and I swear to you she was grinning. Silly snake