-a corn snake can eat crickets it's whole life
-any snake can reach 30+ feet
-you have to get a priest to remove evil spirits from a snake before owning it as a pet
-owning a snake means other snakes will start to break into your house because they try to follow each other's scent
-a snake only has to reach three feet to be big enough to eat you
-if you cut off the head of a snake, the head and body both live, and will grow into two separate snakes. (did...did he think snakes were worms? I can't even... He was serious...wow)