The Python Diet on NPR

[Salamander Rising]

Yeah, I liked the bit about their heart muscle enlarging 30% after a meal. That was pretty mind-boggling. (So now I'm eyeing this gigantic watermelon on my kitchen counter, wondering if I eat the whole thing in one sitting, will I be able to run a half-marathon next week?)

I only read the first few lines of the article and ran out to the kitchen and ate 25 pounds of dark chocolate and now I can't move.

I'd advise you to leave that watermelon alone.

;D

[j/k....I only ate one bar and I can already feel it fattening my thighs]