Try taking a feeding bite from a big dry.
You'll end up getting stitches also. I took 4 on the middle finger of my left hand from a juvenile YT cribo many years ago and a very well known indigo breeder almost lost a finger when a big bull male took it in a feeding strike.
The title of this thread was "Why You Shouldn't Care About Being Bit By a Snake". While I appreciate the damage a even a juvie croc can do, it in no way means that some snakes can't put a serious hurt on you via a bite - venomous or not.
There are plenty of reasons to care and they have nothing to do with taking things too literal.