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Best Chuck Norris Jokes Ever!
Let's hear 'em - whaddaya got? 
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i still like the old one...
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
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or...
Chuck Norris leaned on the "Tower of Pisa."
Chuck Norris never got Rickrolled.
and..
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris doesnt do pushups
He pushes the world, down.
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Chuck Norris eats his soup with a fork.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Re: Best Chuck Norris Jokes Ever!
Chuck Norris is so bad @ss...He can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Ghosts sit around campfires telling Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it
Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars? He was the Force.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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