I'm a petite person, so if I owned a burm or anything of that size, it could very well possibly eat me.

But I don't own a burm. I own a bp. And so far, everyone who knows I have a python, but doesn't know anything about them has told me that it's going to eat me. Hahahah, although, I must say I'm excited for the day when my grandmother finds out I have a limbless, scaly friend.. She'll never come up to visit ever again. XD