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    If I were a laptop......

    This poem was left for me this morning, thought I'd share

    If I were a laptop
    oh, how I only wish

    If I were a laptop, the time we could spend together, just me & my girl.

    If I were a laptop, we would have conversations for hours on end.

    If I were a laptop, we would play multiple games for hours & hours.

    If I were a laptop, I would savor the touch of her fingers.

    If I were a laptop, I would enjoy the way she would look at me, only taking her eyes off me for brief moments.

    If I were a laptop, there would never be a day that she wouldn't make time to be with me.

    If I were a laptop, I would be the most important thing in her life.

    If I were a laptop, I wouldn't be the guy trying so hard to love the woman who loves her laptop.

    If I were a laptop, oh, how I only wish.
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    Lol I think that's cute!
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    Thanks, I do believe he's feeling a little neglected, poor baby. Waiting for his return now so I can kick his butt at skip-bo lol. Why are men such babies?!
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    Re: If I were a laptop......

    Quote Originally Posted by llovelace View Post
    Thanks, I do believe he's feeling a little neglected, poor baby. Waiting for his return now so I can kick his butt at skip-bo lol. Why are men such babies?!
    Hahaha awww! It's true though, they act tough but the majority are such babies. Especially when it comes to them catching the "man cold". Helpless.
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    Re: If I were a laptop......

    Quote Originally Posted by Kymberli View Post
    Hahaha awww! It's true though, they act tough but the majority are such babies. Especially when it comes to them catching the "man cold". Helpless.
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    Your man leaves you stuff, letting you know he's feeling a little neglected?! Pfff! I can only dreeeeeeeam.

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    Totally cute

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