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If I were a laptop......
This poem was left for me this morning, thought I'd share
If I were a laptop
oh, how I only wish
If I were a laptop, the time we could spend together, just me & my girl.
If I were a laptop, we would have conversations for hours on end.
If I were a laptop, we would play multiple games for hours & hours.
If I were a laptop, I would savor the touch of her fingers.
If I were a laptop, I would enjoy the way she would look at me, only taking her eyes off me for brief moments.
If I were a laptop, there would never be a day that she wouldn't make time to be with me.
If I were a laptop, I would be the most important thing in her life.
If I were a laptop, I wouldn't be the guy trying so hard to love the woman who loves her laptop.
If I were a laptop, oh, how I only wish.
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"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." - Gandhi
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Lol I think that's cute!
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Thanks, I do believe he's feeling a little neglected, poor baby. Waiting for his return now so I can kick his butt at skip-bo lol. Why are men such babies?!
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"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." - Gandhi
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Re: If I were a laptop......
 Originally Posted by llovelace
Thanks, I do believe he's feeling a little neglected, poor baby. Waiting for his return now so I can kick his butt at skip-bo lol. Why are men such babies?!
Hahaha awww! It's true though, they act tough but the majority are such babies. Especially when it comes to them catching the "man cold". Helpless.
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0.1 '09 Normal BP
1.0 '07 Normal BP
1.0 '08 Pinstripe BP
0.0.1 Nelson's Milk Snake
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0.2 Horses (Egyptian Arabian & Tennessee Walker)
2.2 Dogs
1.1 Cats

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Re: If I were a laptop......
 Originally Posted by Kymberli
Hahaha awww! It's true though, they act tough but the majority are such babies. Especially when it comes to them catching the "man cold".  Helpless.
*facepalm*  
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Your man leaves you stuff, letting you know he's feeling a little neglected?! Pfff! I can only dreeeeeeeam.
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Totally cute
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