When you bring a snake to work because other people bring their dogs....

When your hatchling bites a date and you are more upset he moved his hand to fast away (could hurt little one)

Tell your mum what cute thing one of them did today... as she sighs and loses hope for grand kids

Only clean the bath tub to wash post poop snakes

Find yourself having conversations with your snakes

Almost all pics on your iphone are of your snakes... and when someone wants to see a pic... boy are they in trouble

Sunday lazy morning consist of snake cuddling and coffee