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  1. 08-01-2011, 12:21 PM #11
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    Re: Funny CL exchange

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    I'm sorry i only adopt jewish snakes...

    Just jumped right in there with that one.

    thats awesome.
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    I'm not sure what I like better.. the Jewish line.. or the reply.. Religious jokes are really hit and miss.. lol.. so I am glad you got someone with a sense of humor
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    Um...how does one circumcise a snake?

    "Why I Have Grey Hair," the story of my life:

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  5. 08-02-2011, 06:38 AM #14
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    Re: Funny CL exchange

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    Um...how does one circumcise a snake?

    Really??? OUCH!!!!!!!! REALLY????
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    Re: Funny CL exchange

    WEIRDEST THING EVER.

    The other night I literally had a completely random dream that had to do with a pastor just because I read this thread LOL. So weird but cracked me up when I woke up. And the guy didn't even look like a pastor, he looked a lot like Dane Cook since I was watching a movie starring him in it the other night as well
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    did you have to explain to him you only keep Kosher snakes in your dream?
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    Re: Funny CL exchange

    Quote Originally Posted by tcutting View Post
    did you have to explain to him you only keep Kosher snakes in your dream?
    Infact I did, he seemed a little offended
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    Re: Funny CL exchange

    Quote Originally Posted by Redneck_Crow View Post
    Um...how does one circumcise a snake?

    How? VERY CAREFULLY ....and twice..
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