I think I asked him something and deviated his attention for a moment and she decided she didn't like to be ignored. Before that she was giving me her full PMS-y attention 'cause I was walking around the room.

She's tagged me square in the nose once because I made the mistake of getting to eye-level with her, but she didn't open her mouth and just head-butted me in the schnozz. No blood, no forum thread.