... My little brother actually believed this... he's 15... first thing he asked me after askin if he could hold Loki (ball python)

"When Loki gets bigger can he eat me?" my reaction "No... He couldn't eat anything bigger than Molly, and it'd have to be ALOT smaller than her..." (she's 5lbs at most)

He then informed me about seeing a show about an African Rock Python... I asked what it was on "Animal Planet" a was his responce...

I then told him don't believe every ridiculous thing in the world, then walked away. He keeps this up, no way in heck is he holdin my scaly baby...