Seriously, my black pastel male tries to eat mice sideways and loses them in his water bowl; my pied male won't eat anything larger than his head; my het lavender boy is scared of EVERYTHING; and my het pied males poison their water supply on a regular basis, and fall off of tables because they think they can crawl down vertical surfaces.
Meanwhile my super mojave female actually CAN chimney up vertical surfaces, as long as there's a corner she can wedge herself into. My het lavender female has figured out how to climb the staircase, and my black pastel female routinely outsmarts me by hiding in stereo equipment when I'm answering the phone. FOR EXAMPLE.
Anybody else have a problem with dumb males and too-smart females, or is it only me?