Best Britain's Got Talent EVER.

[loonunit]

No, I don't care if you're at work and your boss frowns on youtube YOU ALL HAVE TO WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7tY22_VIA0

[spitzu]

I thought she was smug.

[spitzu]

Seriously though, we should recruit a few dozen little girls like this and have them go around the country campaigning for us .

[loonunit]

Of course she's smug!

"Who's THAT?"
"Lucy."

[loonunit]

Seriously though, we should recruit a few dozen little girls like this and have them go around the country campaigning for us .

Oh, we really should. Nothing takes the stigma away quite as quickly as little girls with no front teeth running around fearlessly with their favorite pets.

[Cendalla]

"Lucy"


Win!

[Aes_Sidhe]

OMG OMG OMG !!!!! I definitely stealing This for my Facebook !!!!

[loonunit]

I'm a little annoyed at all the concern for her safety. I mean, I know the backstage guys mean well, but there's also clearly many years of companionship here.

[MasonC2K]

My work blocks YT. Can someone describe please?

[loonunit]

Little adorable 7 year-old girl with no front teeth yet gets up in front of the stage and stands there looking adorable.

Judge #2 asks, "what's your name?"
Little girl: "Olivia!"
Audience: "awwwwww!"
Judge #2: "And what are you going to do for us today, Olivia?"
Little girl: "A poem." (she pronounces it Poe -em)
Audience: "Awwwwww!"
Judge #2: "And what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little girl: "A zoologist."
Audience: "AwwwwwwWWWW!"
Judge #2: "Okay, Olivia, you can start whenever you like."

... and then Olivia turns and runs off stage like she's got tremendous stage fright. The guys back stage are all "are you okay, honey? Is everything alright?" But Olivia doesn't have stage fright--she reaches for a wooden box that she brought with her. The guys say, "YOU SAID THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BOX-- Oh. my. god."

And then Olivia marches back out onstage with a full-grown red tail boa wrapped around her head.

Audience: (gasps)
Judge #1: "Oh my god."
Judge #2: (squealing) "I hate snakes!" (recovering) "OLIVIA. Who is THAT?"
Olivia: "Lucy."
Audience: "Ohhhhhh..."

And then she recited a rhyming poem from memory which sang the praises of the animals she loves and worried about them being endangered and manages to make fun of two of the judges. And at one point when the audience is in uproar she says, "I'm not done." And Judge #2 hushes them and says, "SHE'S NOT DONE!" And then she finishes, collects her three "yes" votes, and marches off stage to where the stage hands are panicking because the boa is now around her NECK, craning at the lights and the audience in that interested way that boas do.