I'm jealous! My girlfriend, heck, my entire family, thinks that I'm weird for wanting to be tagged. I'm just curious about it. I do want it to be the big guy that does it, though. Heck, Gene (my smaller BP) wouldn't bite me if my hand looked, smelled, sounded, and felt like a rat. He's just too awesome.

Okay, I lied. I think he tolerates me, waiting until he's bigger, then he'll slowly consume my entire body, one inch at a time.