Funny story.

I was at a zoo in I think Florida, and there was this hippo.

And in front of this hippo, there was this sign...



This man walks up in a white shirt and white shorts and started antagonizing the hippo. I politely walked up to him and told him to be careful, and that the hippo doesn't enjoy being yelled at and insulted . He was calling him fatty, etc...

Well, I start walking off when I hear this horrible scream, only to turn around and find the man covered in brown angry hippo insult.