Oh believe me, I've been trying to get him to eat his greens since he was a baby, but starting at 1 1/2 I tried to play the waiting game and see how long he'd go without protein. He just..won't eat. I've tried every green I can think of, and every fruit. He goes to the bowl, looks at it, licks it, and then craps in his bowl. Yes, I don't know if it's an accident or not, but every time he gets salad he will take a big dump in his bowl. If there's bugs in there, you better believe he won't mess in the bowl. Right now I'm playing the waiting game and came home to a lovely poo covered salad.

I've tried moving the bowl around the cage thinking that was his potty area...but...no luck.

He has always been a frustrating Beardie.

I soak him for 15-30 minutes at a time. I've heard that Beardies can absorb water through their vents, is this true? He hates baths also, but he enjoys them after about 10 minutes haha.