Quote Originally Posted by xdeus View Post
You should have had some fun with him...

"My dear Mr. Clark,

I will do my best to answer your inquiries. I am not sure what this "Yas" is that you referenced, so if you would be so kind as to elaborate I will do my best to respond to that statement. I believe the next statement was supposed to be a question, so I will answer it as such: Yes, it is a male. As far as the next "sentence", I will do my best to interpret whatever it was you were trying to convey. I think you were trying to ask if I would go to your crib. I am terribly sorry, but I can not do business with infants or toddlers that still reside in a crib. I would be happy to do business with your parents, or even with you after you mature and are able to speak and drive yourself to my location.

Warmest regards,

Mike"
Hahaha - Lawrence's reply is MUCH better than mine!