when buying a snake why does your email need to contain ebonics? Seriously??

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So I have a male spider I was looking to sell. So I thought meh ill throw it on craigslist because in Columbus we have quite a few small time breeders who use it to sell their offspring.

So i get this email

JClark to me
show details 8:00 PM (2 hours ago)
Yas. Is that a male. Ans r you gonna come to my crib

You should have had some fun with him...

"My dear Mr. Clark,

I will do my best to answer your inquiries. I am not sure what this "Yas" is that you referenced, so if you would be so kind as to elaborate I will do my best to respond to that statement. I believe the next statement was supposed to be a question, so I will answer it as such: Yes, it is a male. As far as the next "sentence", I will do my best to interpret whatever it was you were trying to convey. I think you were trying to ask if I would go to your crib. I am terribly sorry, but I can not do business with infants or toddlers that still reside in a crib. I would be happy to do business with your parents, or even with you after you mature and are able to speak and drive yourself to my location.

Warmest regards,

Mike"