DarkEros07 I was married to an sweet english lass, from ahem *Essex* anyway I collected a number of english-isms here and there, her dad was cockney and used to speak rhyming slang...
Ahh the butchers hook, robin hood me old trouble and strife. Plates and dishes took m'old bees and honey and Pat Malone I was.
I am not very good at it I am afraid... But the attempt is there.