You might have too many ball pythons if...

[mechnut450]

known to the local 911 people as the snake guy and they refer people to you for snake issues, same with spca .

You had to get a sign on your truck to warn cops why there a moving bag in the truck (on the front seat) when pulled over for speeding in 95+ temps cause you don't have ac and there no shade.

You have a cop drawn ttheir gun on you while the piss their pants cause you going out the door asthey come home from work and face to face with their worst fear) and you don't even freak out cause of the gun..

you make more removing snakes in one day than all week cutting grass.

[ElwinBore]

If your on a first name Basis with DWR.
If you Hire the naborhood kids to help you clean and feed cages when they come and ask if you need yard work done.
If your sister is a Dr and you know more latin then her.
If you ever though about Chondro being an awsome Middle name.
If your wife screams There is a spider in the bathroom and you run to your rack system wondering how your snake got out.
If your at the inlaws and they say they got a pie and wonder when did they get a snake?
If you missed lunch and are late for dinner cause its feeding day.
If you plan Family road trips around the Expo curcits.
If your reptiles Magize subscription is an automatic deduction from you bank account.
If you call in to work to go look at a snake
If you spend more time on your "HOBBY" then you do at a full time Job
If you try to tell what kinda Gecko it is that sells every one Car Insurence.