Because every time you pass by a yard sale you look at Furniture as cage or rack Material.
You fought for your snake collection in the divorce harder then anything else.
You left in the middle of a camping trip cause you where worried the ac didnt kick on.
People you dont know bring you snakes
You have lost your identity your now just known as the reptile guy or snake guy.
Your first date top 5 questions are.... What do you think about snakes?.. What are your feelings on Breeding rodents? keeping frozen rodentas in a freezer?... Do you like the idea of spending a weekend turning over rocks and logs on hot summer days? Can we honeymoon in(where ever the big expo is this year)? If disgusted looks appear you fake a phone call from your kids and run!!!!
Your snakes dont have names just Numbers(and they have gotten above your age)
You dont dress like steve erwin cause You thought "HEY I COULD DO THAT"
Your wife Gets you a roll of Heat tape for your annervercy and You fall more in love with her!!!!
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