Dumb blonde joke..........kind of..

[BPelizabeth]

So two blondes are sitting around near an outside fire at one of their homes. They are deep in conversation regarding all the weird, funny, crazy things in their life. After a couple two....maybe three bottles of wine one blonde jumps up and declares, "OK....I gotta go to the bathroom...I will be right back"!! She then takes off into a full run and...............


BAM

She runs straight into the sliding glass window and falls backwards


ahhhhhhh yea...that was me last night at my friends house after some wine. Ok a lot of wine!!!

At least I can laugh at myself as I don't think I will EVER live this one down!!

[Powerspythons]

hahaa, hilarious! but I'll do you one better. I once was drinking with a few of my guy friends and a similar thing happened where after a few cases of beer and a bottle of whiskey one guy jumped up and ran off to do something in the backyard...unknown to him the sliding glass door was closed but instead of being stopped by it, he ran straight through it!! Glass flew everywhere and he seemed to not even notice that it had happened. Luckily he was uninjured and we still laugh about it today.

[BPelizabeth]

OMG....thank goodness he was ok! Yea I am sure everytime you see him and he gets up to go somewhere you remind him of a door now....

[llovelace]

lol tooo funny Michelle

[ballpythonluvr]

You are sooooooooooo funny! I have had some really dumb moments myself after having a few drinks.

[Phiban]

Two blondes meet at a river on opposite sides. One of the blondes shouts "Hey! How do I get to the other side?" And the other blonde yells back "Stupid, you ARE on the other side!"

We spent hours trying to explain the joke to my cousin and her mom, both are of course blonde.

[JLC]

Two blondes walk into a mall. ......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it first.



Seriously though, I'm glad you didn't really hurt yourself!! When I was in high school, I saw a guy do the exact same thing. Too many drinks...dashed to the door to run outside for something....and smacked into it so hard he fell straight backwards onto his back like some kind of goofy TV stunt. Knocked him out cold, too...although I don't know if it was his head hitting the glass or hitting the floor that did the knocking out. Fortunately, he wasn't seriously hurt either. I think we all made ourselves sick with laughing so hard!

[SlitherinSisters]

Oh my gosh that's hilarious!!!