hahaa, hilarious! but I'll do you one better. I once was drinking with a few of my guy friends and a similar thing happened where after a few cases of beer and a bottle of whiskey one guy jumped up and ran off to do something in the backyard...unknown to him the sliding glass door was closed but instead of being stopped by it, he ran straight through it!!Glass flew everywhere and he seemed to not even notice that it had happened. Luckily he was uninjured and we still laugh about it today.