See I will give you 2 alternatives. First is just stop signing in and forget about our wonderful site. The Second is a bit harder and may suit you better. Quit feeding the masses with your "oh woe is me" posts much like this one. I mean come on you have reptiles and you enjoy learning about them right. I know I do each and everyday. So why not read and learn and post less for a bit. You don't have to post a thread every hour to participate on this forum. Embrace being a noob and enjoy learning a new thing with each thread you open.
I am very certain the second option will work out best for you but it's you that has to choose it.
Good luck and I hope to see you hear again tomorrow.
Tim