I think you might have missed my point... Did you miss the part where I said I was playing devil's advocate and that I do like (and use) coconut mulch?IMO it's one of the best substrates but it's not 100% foolproof (nothing seems to be when you hear about snakes eating entire pieces of paper towel) and I wanted to clear up some of your misconceptions about the issues surrounding it.
Incidentally, I have had a snake get it in his "cheeks". Lemme tell ya, getting that out of a GTP's mouth is no picnic! Luckily I noticed right away, and he is pretty tame, so it was quick work. It was because the substrate was dry... which is why I recommend keeping it somewhat damp. When it gets dry it flies around and sticks to everything.
Lots of people thaw their rodents directly in warm water... I do. I pat them dry in paper towel and I don't feed directly on the substrate but if you did some could stick to it. Again, it's usually not a serious issue, but it can happen and there is no harm in being aware of it and taking steps to avoid any potential problems.and wait why would the rat/mouse be wet when feeding? mine are always dry.
with the exception of drool from my snakes.